Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Oregon Militants Need Snacks, Ask For Free Handout

So, here is what I heard. Apparently, the Oregon militants who are holed up in a federal park kiosk of some sort are getting a bit hungry. Apparently, the put out an appeal for their supporters to send them care packages with snacks in them.

Wait a minute. They are asking for others to give them snacks....for free? That sounds like socialism to me, son. What we have here is an occupation of a federal building by a bunch of yokel redneck pinko commies! This just became worst than I could have possibly imagined. Who would have thought?

So, people, start sending your food donations to the Oregon militants....and turn the great US of A into a commie USSR state! McCarthy would be turning over in his grave over these commie Oregon militants!

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